VIN DIESEL: I'm here to get the nuclear football from the Russian Minister of Defence, who definitely wouldn't have the nuclear football, or the codes to access it, which are changed every few minu-ĬHARLIZE THERON'S DREADS: Stop talking! The audience are asking questions! Time to turn all the cars in New York into zombies!ĪLL THE CARS IN NEW YORK: *turn into zombies*ĪUDIENCE: Woahwhattheactualf**kisHelenMirrendoinginthis. Because it doesn't make one teeny weeny bit of sense. ![]() JASON STATHAM: *kicks someone's head in, breaks out of prison*ĬHARLIZE THERON'S DREADS: I guess this is the part of the movie where I try to explain my plan?ĬHARLIZE THERON'S DREADS: Oh, really? Okay, cool. THE ROCK: *works out by punching the steel wall in his cell* ![]() JASON STATHAM: Cockney rhyming slang for kicking someone's head in and breaking out of prison.
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